Pillockits and Chickens

Mamma Mia, they miss their chances. I just watched Kaplinsky asking David Cameron in his kitchen if he didn't think the common people (no of course she didn't say that but you know) thought he was too rich, too posh and just too toff to understand their common needs and he said he didn't think they'd think that if he did the job ok. He might have gone deeper into the Punch and Judy pillockits at which he excels to point out that Mr Brown, a man of said people if ever was, had the perfect background to understand the common needs, and look what a fine job he was doing. Was he being nice, or had he heard that when you point a finger as I am now, if you turn your hand over look, there's three fingers pointing back at you? And regarding the Umber, is it not a wonderful illustration of be careful what you wish for? But like the man said about pillockital parties in the Mexican Revolution, they all steal your chickens. Personally, I'm looking forward to the next bribe to buy my ageing vote going up to £300 this winter. A couple more years and it'll be enough to pay the fuel surcharge on my flight to the sun. Meanwhile, how to cope with the economy? Go see Mamma Mia. Meryl Streep can sing. James Bond can dance.

More serious stuff on its way....

ps the tipi didn't blow down on the tai chi camp hooray