Billionaires battle over Fruit

Was ever case of cranial recto-coitus more deserving of surgery than the squabble between two entities who have between them done much to lighten the lives of yer average moi across the generations than the Apples?
How banal! What can they be worried about?
Will Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr lose their jobs if Steve sells more of their music than they would ever sell of his computers?
Get real, boys. Stay in the ad and out of the mire.